In case you forgot, August 3 marks the anniversary of my birth.

22 years ago I clawed my way from the vaginal prison that was my mother and have been literally clawing my way through vaginae ever since.

gojira-king-of-the-kaiju said: And also Dat butt hot

An objective truth, weaved into the fabric of our reality.

i don’t really do poems but i’m not sure jokes work here

but i wanna talk about you sometimes

fucking awful.

ajaxafterdark:

… Is that a husky Chihuahua mix?

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

Say what you will about Emma Stone, but I think she’s does a good job playing a relatable character and that’s super good

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’

and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit 

bats-marvelous:

at SDCC the people behind the lego games confirmed Booster Gold as a playable character. If you know me then you should HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AMI love Booster. I love Skeets. I love the lego games. hell I even have a custom Booster Gold Lego minifig. (which I previously posted pictures of)now they just need to give me Ted Kord and I can die happy

I AM GOING TO BUY THIS GAME.

bats-marvelous:

at SDCC the people behind the lego games confirmed Booster Gold as a playable character. 

If you know me then you should HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM

I love Booster. I love Skeets. I love the lego games. 

hell I even have a custom Booster Gold Lego minifig. (which I previously posted pictures of)

now they just need to give me Ted Kord and I can die happy

I AM GOING TO BUY THIS GAME.