December 2011
I was put in charge of the veggie tray for my new...
And damn.
Have you ever just sat there looking at a cucumber?
And just been like wow.
That’s practically a green penis.
tiimaeustestiifiied:
karkat would be a star sapphire calling it now
HE TOTALLY WOULD BE.
That Jake English thing
actually took me an absurdly long time to make on photoshop.
I’m pretty shit at arting.
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How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Guys,
Why doesn’t everyone powered by hope just team up and beat up bad guys?
Like Saint Walker, and Jake English, and TK and Patamon just get together and fight everyone.
That’d be so cool.
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My dad hit my sister in the butt with a bat, jokingly.
I said, “Stop trying to sodomize my sister with a bat!”
He said, “Hey, buddy, that’s you.”
I said, “Oh yeah, cuz I’m totally a sodomite—”
Then we all laughed about butt sex.
rawrrrobert asked: NERDS FTW =D
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry I'm so forward! If I weren't so afraid of rejection, like the rest of the world, I would totally be forward without anon, and revel in total nerdity with you!
Anonymous asked: At least you have your eyes on me. =) You're wicked cute.
Anonymous asked: Of course it's serious, but I can't help but laugh at your adorability!!! GAH! =)
Anonymous asked: hahaha seriously though, i'm laughing up a storm right now! You're too much! =3
longlivethe-king:
cesaret:
“You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled, giving Missing E a firm shove.
“What are you doing, I thought we were…” Missing E cried, both unable to resist the abuse and compatibility with its love, the one who gave it meaning and purpose.
“I thought I could take it, but you slow me down! You make me crash! You ruin my performance! You’re even invading my privacy!”...
When you tell your crush that you like them:
expectations
but this is their face in reality
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Anonymous asked: You're so cute when you get excited about that game =)
Ok, so
The melding commands thing in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep may be the most fun thing ever.
Legit, I just spent an hour and a half just killing unversed so I could meld commands. It’s so much fucking fun. I can not even right now.
I CAN NOT FUCKING EVEN.
rawrrrobert asked: What are you going to be for next Halloween? It looks like form your post that you were Thor. =D
Anonymous asked: No they aren't creepy sex ones. I am not that kind of person. I have sent you like about 25 things total but you have only answered about four of them or commented on four (not including these) They are about random stuff. =/
Anonymous asked: I want to send you a friend request on Facebook but we don't really know each other, so I don't know if that would seem creepy to you.
Anonymous asked: Jacob, You never answer what I send you in your ask box. It makes me sad =(
You know,
I’ve been doing this terrible thing lately where I just sit there thinking about all the things I wish I had or hadn’t done.
It kinda sucks. And makes me sad :/
iinciipii2phere:
paging-teddybear-doctor:
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Anonymous asked: Booster Gold's butt.
Anonymous asked: Goodbye, have a nice life.
michaelbush asked: You're a wrestler?! That is insanely hot.
thebirdwonder replied to your post: I need cool ideas for my Facebook cover picture.
Homosexual intercourse.
Oh my god, could you imagine?
I need cool ideas for my Facebook cover picture.
thren replied to your post: Oh, sweet baby jegus yes
CAN LIFE GET ANY BETTER OR WHAT? 8D
It is kinda slow. So yeah a little…
But not terrible!